Theories
Time/Space Theories:
1. It doesn’t matter
2. Everything is much more Merliny than it appears.
MUSE Theories:
1. Matt Bellamy spoke to an evil spirit through his Ouija board and was granted the gift of musical genius
2. Matt Bellamy is an alien
3. If you find out that someone likes MUSE, that person instantly becomes sexier. (actually, this is scientifically validated, and is therefore fact, not theory.)
