Muse Haiku Extravaganza March 5, 2009
Posted by masterofputnams in Muse.Tags: Chris Wolstenholme, Dom Howard, Dominic Howard, Haiku, Matt Bellamy, Muse, Mushrooms, Spiderdom
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Okay, so, because I’ve been slacking like a motherfucker lately on these MUSE haikus, we have a gigantic slew of them for today. I’m also considering making some haiku that are, well, not MUSE related…but I’ve not gone that far off the deep end yet.
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Screeching red guitar
Playing riffs passed down by gods
My mind has been blown.
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Endlessly, Starlight
Map of the Problematique
Time is Running Out
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Hysterical fans
Follow Muselim tradition
Crying out for Dom
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Matthew intriguing
Dominic hilarious
Chris kinda boring
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Desert mushroom fest
Advertisement money spent
Spiderdom costume
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Fear banter topics
Wolstenholme’s Palace of Lust
Pornogenic Matt
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NME Award
Sexiest Male Performer
Should have gone to Dom
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Pigeons and balloons
Oddly videotaped scene
Chris, Dom in shower
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Not Radiohead
Nor the Beatles, though British
Watching Rage, called MUSE
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Rule by Secrecy
Eluding us ever yet
To Borders we go?
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Okay, now that -that- is done, I’m taking a break from uploading MUSE haikus…Laura’s turn, perhaps?
Documentary Ideas February 15, 2009
Posted by museandwaffles in Hypothetical Ideas.Tags: Billy Mays, Disney, hypothetical documentaries, Illuminati, Matt Bellamy, Morgan Freeman, Muse, Mushman, Spiderdom, Velociraptors, Vince Offer
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Here are some hypothetical documentaries. Tell me what you think:
1. Morgan Freeman narrates a horror documentary about the Official Muse Messageboard. (I have an irrational fear of Muse messageboards, even though I have accounts for two. I am too afraid to ever post on one. They are terrifying.)
2. Morgan Freeman narrates a cautionary documentary about the possibility of Jurassic Park actually happening that estimates how quickly the Velociraptors could learn to build a raft and escape the island.
3. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary about James Earl Jones’ narrating abilities.
4. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary about Morgan Freeman.
5. A montage, Koyaanisqatsi style, that proves the existence of reality. (Possible MushMan cameo?)
6. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary that explores the feud between Billy Mays and Vince Offer, and pits the two against each other in an impromptu pitch-off.
7. A 5-part exposé that reveals the truth about the Spiderdom and Matt Bellamy’s origins.
8. Disney = Illuminati?
Any other ideas?
Disney is an upstanding, perfect example of Free Enterprise. Remember: Those who disagree with the truth of our democratic capitalist system are terrorists and they should be made known to the Government.
-R.L.
