Dom and You: An Addict’s Guide February 6, 2009
Posted by masterofputnams in Muse.Tags: Dom Howard, HGS, MDC, Muse, Philosophy, Psychology, Putnam
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Congratulations! You’ve been introduced to the wonder that is Dominic Howard! But what does that mean for you, you might ask? Look no further! Expect to find in your newly Dom-filled existence:
Brightly coloured trousers
Pigeons in envelopes
Boxers from North Yorkshire
Hypothetical Gay Situations (referred to as HGS from herein)
A great deal of Mattention Domcifit Chrisorder
Irregular bass drum patterns
Lyrics that vary wildly from textual versions
The secret of Being
A Putnam.
A Big Putnam
However, the most important thing to keep in mind is that there is no combatting this new addiction- Dom will infiltrate every one of your thought processes and invade your very perceptions. Things will begin to seem MUSE-y at all times, and you will being to become Dominated. Keep in mind that, in the end, Dominic is a superior form of life, and as a result, your entire existence should be spent worshipping him.
Putnam and Muse, Robots.
Musetastic Vocabulary February 6, 2009
Posted by museandwaffles in Muse.Tags: Chris Wolstenholme, Dom Howard, Matt Bellamy, MDC, Muse, Psychology
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Mattention Domficit Chrisorder: a neurobehavioral disorder characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness and inattention due to being distracted by MUSE.
What just happened? February 5, 2009
Posted by museandwaffles in Uncategorized.Tags: Psychology
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So, as soon as I wrote that last post, I completely forgot what I had written. Suspicious short-term memory loss…
