Documentary Ideas February 15, 2009
Posted by museandwaffles in Hypothetical Ideas.Tags: Billy Mays, Disney, hypothetical documentaries, Illuminati, Matt Bellamy, Morgan Freeman, Muse, Mushman, Spiderdom, Velociraptors, Vince Offer
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Here are some hypothetical documentaries. Tell me what you think:
1. Morgan Freeman narrates a horror documentary about the Official Muse Messageboard. (I have an irrational fear of Muse messageboards, even though I have accounts for two. I am too afraid to ever post on one. They are terrifying.)
2. Morgan Freeman narrates a cautionary documentary about the possibility of Jurassic Park actually happening that estimates how quickly the Velociraptors could learn to build a raft and escape the island.
3. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary about James Earl Jones’ narrating abilities.
4. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary about Morgan Freeman.
5. A montage, Koyaanisqatsi style, that proves the existence of reality. (Possible MushMan cameo?)
6. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary that explores the feud between Billy Mays and Vince Offer, and pits the two against each other in an impromptu pitch-off.
7. A 5-part exposé that reveals the truth about the Spiderdom and Matt Bellamy’s origins.
8. Disney = Illuminati?
Any other ideas?
Disney is an upstanding, perfect example of Free Enterprise. Remember: Those who disagree with the truth of our democratic capitalist system are terrorists and they should be made known to the Government.
-R.L.
The Endless Songlist 2 and Other (Un)Related Stories February 11, 2009
Posted by masterofputnams in Insignificant Tragedy, Video Games.Tags: Dom Howard, Mr. Pigeonpants Man, Mushman, Rock Band 2
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So, I recently managed to unlock the Endless Songlist in Rock Band 2, and, knowing that I would really regret it the next day if I played guitar or drums, I opted to sing. Maybe not the greatest decision either, as I’m starting to lose my voice now. I was also forced to sing various things that I found unpleasant: songs I didn’t know, songs I don’t like, songs by Alanis Morrisette….And for what? The game told me it was legendary, and I got a tiny golden mic….Now I have to do it on drums, guitar, and bass just to get it to tell me I’m pro at everything. 84 songs is kinda a lot. Took quite a while, and the Wii couldn’t be used for anything else in the meantime. Was kinda lame, all in all, but something that I’m still glad I did, because, by the end, my singing greatly improved, as did my lung capacity.
In other news, a milkman was arrested for handing out weed with his milk orders. Apparently, his buyers would place a note with their empties, and he’d bring the goods the next time he came by. It was really an excellent system, and we here at ILME are sad to hear such an enterprising project was brought to a close. We only hope that he may find peace beside MushMan (who is likely in jail by now), Criminal-turned-Goat, Mr. Pigeonpants Man, and those zebra that escaped the circus in Augsburg the other day and ran amok, laughing at the police. On a final note, Carolina needs to get its head out of its ass and play basketball, because I really do -not- want to lose to Duke.
Remember, everything worth doing is worth doing Dom.
