Going to Places and Stuff March 8, 2009
Posted by museandwaffles in Boring Real Life Anecdotes.Tags: Illuminati, Rule by Secrecy, Shopping, Watchmen
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DUDE! We went to WATCHMEN!! It was AWESOME! For reals, go see it. We had both read the graphic novel, so take that into consideration. The movie is ultra long; keep that in mind as well, but other than that, I’m giving nothing away.
Also, today, we went to Barnes and Noble to get Rule by Secrecy. We couldn’t find it, not even in the History, Fishing, or Cooking sections, so we asked this lady. She went on the little computer and looked it up. She read the results.
Barnes and Noble Lady: “Rule by Secrecy…The Hidden History That Connects the Trilateral Commission, the Freemasons, and the Pyramids?”
Me and Bill: “Yup.”
So she went to the Occult Section and brought back the book.
Me: “Yaaaay! Thanks!”
I realized how suspicious/sketchy we really are.
Documentary Ideas February 15, 2009
Posted by museandwaffles in Hypothetical Ideas.Tags: Billy Mays, Disney, hypothetical documentaries, Illuminati, Matt Bellamy, Morgan Freeman, Muse, Mushman, Spiderdom, Velociraptors, Vince Offer
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Here are some hypothetical documentaries. Tell me what you think:
1. Morgan Freeman narrates a horror documentary about the Official Muse Messageboard. (I have an irrational fear of Muse messageboards, even though I have accounts for two. I am too afraid to ever post on one. They are terrifying.)
2. Morgan Freeman narrates a cautionary documentary about the possibility of Jurassic Park actually happening that estimates how quickly the Velociraptors could learn to build a raft and escape the island.
3. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary about James Earl Jones’ narrating abilities.
4. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary about Morgan Freeman.
5. A montage, Koyaanisqatsi style, that proves the existence of reality. (Possible MushMan cameo?)
6. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary that explores the feud between Billy Mays and Vince Offer, and pits the two against each other in an impromptu pitch-off.
7. A 5-part exposé that reveals the truth about the Spiderdom and Matt Bellamy’s origins.
8. Disney = Illuminati?
Any other ideas?
Disney is an upstanding, perfect example of Free Enterprise. Remember: Those who disagree with the truth of our democratic capitalist system are terrorists and they should be made known to the Government.
-R.L.
