New Supply of Muse Haiku March 16, 2009
Posted by museandwaffles in Muse.Tags: Dominic Howard, Haiku, Matt Bellamy, MDC, Muse
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As usual, until one of us thinks of something else to write about, here are some Muse haiku.
Guitar being thrown
megaphone too fast to dodge
Abusing Dom’s love
Matthew Bellamy
proof of non-linear time
he knows more than us
Muse Haiku Extravaganza March 5, 2009
Posted by masterofputnams in Muse.Tags: Chris Wolstenholme, Dom Howard, Dominic Howard, Haiku, Matt Bellamy, Muse, Mushrooms, Spiderdom
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Okay, so, because I’ve been slacking like a motherfucker lately on these MUSE haikus, we have a gigantic slew of them for today. I’m also considering making some haiku that are, well, not MUSE related…but I’ve not gone that far off the deep end yet.
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Screeching red guitar
Playing riffs passed down by gods
My mind has been blown.
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Endlessly, Starlight
Map of the Problematique
Time is Running Out
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Hysterical fans
Follow Muselim tradition
Crying out for Dom
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Matthew intriguing
Dominic hilarious
Chris kinda boring
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Desert mushroom fest
Advertisement money spent
Spiderdom costume
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Fear banter topics
Wolstenholme’s Palace of Lust
Pornogenic Matt
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NME Award
Sexiest Male Performer
Should have gone to Dom
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Pigeons and balloons
Oddly videotaped scene
Chris, Dom in shower
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Not Radiohead
Nor the Beatles, though British
Watching Rage, called MUSE
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Rule by Secrecy
Eluding us ever yet
To Borders we go?
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Okay, now that -that- is done, I’m taking a break from uploading MUSE haikus…Laura’s turn, perhaps?
