MSI Jingles February 24, 2009
Posted by museandwaffles in Hypothetical Ideas.Tags: Commercials, Mindless Self Indulgence, Music
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So what would it be like if Mindless Self Indulgence did Commercial Jingles? Here are some ideas:
1. For a building company that builds porches, garages, etc.:
“I’ve been denied. All the best. Ultra Decks.”
2. Chinese Restaurant:
“It’s on, yo, it’s on motherfucker with that — lo mein!”
3. Computer Repairs Company:
“Glitches know me cause they know that I can block!”
4. OxyClean:
“Good-bye clorox, 409. Oxyclean’s the one in control”
5. Seven-Eleven:
Well, you know.
6. A company that makes novelty clothing for musical instruments:
“I got myself a fucking fife dressed up in evening wear!”