MSI Jingles February 24, 2009
Posted by museandwaffles in Hypothetical Ideas.Tags: Commercials, Mindless Self Indulgence, Music
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So what would it be like if Mindless Self Indulgence did Commercial Jingles? Here are some ideas:
1. For a building company that builds porches, garages, etc.:
“I’ve been denied. All the best. Ultra Decks.”
2. Chinese Restaurant:
“It’s on, yo, it’s on motherfucker with that — lo mein!”
3. Computer Repairs Company:
“Glitches know me cause they know that I can block!”
4. OxyClean:
“Good-bye clorox, 409. Oxyclean’s the one in control”
5. Seven-Eleven:
Well, you know.
6. A company that makes novelty clothing for musical instruments:
“I got myself a fucking fife dressed up in evening wear!”
What’s Next February 19, 2009
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The next big thing for ILME will be a story released in episodes. It is untitled as of now, but what we do know is that it takes place in the future and involves totalitarian governments and waffles. It will be totally awesome. Bill and I are talking about it right now, scheming and plotting and all that good stuff. Look for the first episode in the next few days.
Until then, Putnam.
Documentary Ideas February 15, 2009
Posted by museandwaffles in Hypothetical Ideas.Tags: Billy Mays, Disney, hypothetical documentaries, Illuminati, Matt Bellamy, Morgan Freeman, Muse, Mushman, Spiderdom, Velociraptors, Vince Offer
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Here are some hypothetical documentaries. Tell me what you think:
1. Morgan Freeman narrates a horror documentary about the Official Muse Messageboard. (I have an irrational fear of Muse messageboards, even though I have accounts for two. I am too afraid to ever post on one. They are terrifying.)
2. Morgan Freeman narrates a cautionary documentary about the possibility of Jurassic Park actually happening that estimates how quickly the Velociraptors could learn to build a raft and escape the island.
3. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary about James Earl Jones’ narrating abilities.
4. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary about Morgan Freeman.
5. A montage, Koyaanisqatsi style, that proves the existence of reality. (Possible MushMan cameo?)
6. Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary that explores the feud between Billy Mays and Vince Offer, and pits the two against each other in an impromptu pitch-off.
7. A 5-part exposé that reveals the truth about the Spiderdom and Matt Bellamy’s origins.
8. Disney = Illuminati?
Any other ideas?
Disney is an upstanding, perfect example of Free Enterprise. Remember: Those who disagree with the truth of our democratic capitalist system are terrorists and they should be made known to the Government.
-R.L.
