Muse Haiku Extravaganza

Okay, so, because I’ve been slacking like a motherfucker lately on these MUSE haikus, we have a gigantic slew of them for today.  I’m also considering making some haiku that are, well, not MUSE related…but I’ve not gone that far off the deep end yet.

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Screeching red guitar

Playing riffs passed down by gods

My mind has been blown.

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Endlessly, Starlight

Map of the Problematique

Time is Running Out

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Hysterical fans

Follow Muselim tradition

Crying out for Dom

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Matthew intriguing

Dominic hilarious

Chris kinda boring

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Desert mushroom fest

Advertisement money spent

Spiderdom costume

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Fear banter topics

Wolstenholme’s Palace of Lust

Pornogenic Matt

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NME Award

Sexiest Male Performer

Should have gone to Dom

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Pigeons and balloons

Oddly videotaped scene

Chris, Dom in shower

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Not Radiohead

Nor the Beatles, though British

Watching Rage, called MUSE

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Rule by Secrecy

Eluding us ever yet

To Borders we go?

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Okay, now that -that- is done, I’m taking a break from uploading MUSE haikus…Laura’s turn, perhaps?