MSI Jingles

 

 

So what would it be like if Mindless Self Indulgence did Commercial Jingles? Here are some ideas:

 

 1. For a building company that builds porches, garages, etc.:
“I’ve been denied. All the best. Ultra Decks.”

 2. Chinese Restaurant:
“It’s on, yo, it’s on motherfucker with that — lo mein!”

3. Computer Repairs Company:
“Glitches know me cause they know that I can block!”

4. OxyClean:
“Good-bye clorox, 409. Oxyclean’s the one in control”

5. Seven-Eleven:
Well, you know.

6. A company that makes novelty clothing for musical instruments:
“I got myself a fucking fife dressed up in evening wear!”